up!

defence-stat:

silcoon:

metapod:

cascoon:

*harden*

*harden*

*harden*

I am so high right now

(Source: , via eeeerick)

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

(via moonlight-equilibrium)

metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

(via moonlight-equilibrium)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

(via monicamoose)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(via explosive-potato-famine)

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via hellopatience)

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit